Yes.
Today I took The Virgin Mexican (who I’ve become really good friends with) to this art store up in Reseda. Apparently this was the closest place that sold these special brushes he needed for his anal painting teacher. Being the marvelous friend that I am, I chauffered him there and back.
As we dragged ass in traffic on the 101 back towards campus, this too-new red Mustang in the left lane begins revving it’s engine and pushing stupidly close to the car in front of it. Now, clearly the Mustang wanted to move over. But instead of using blinkers, or even just waiting for the enormous gap behind me, it made a scene and tried to bully me into stopping for it.
Sorry, I’m just not that kind of driver.
So as I passed the Mustang, I hear the blonde little twit inside yell, “BITCH” right before she moved behind me. And that’s fine with me. I’m not really bothered by such insults. They’re thrown around all the time, and at this point, “bitch” doesn’t mean much to me. So the Mustang starts tailgating me and acting a fool, as if that’s supposed to effect my driving at all. Remember, we were in bumper to bumper traffic. If she had messed up and hit me it would be her ass.
She eventually moved over to the lane to my right. As she passed, she leans out her window and yells
LEARN HOW TO DRIVE, NIGGER!
and gives a final bob of her head almost as if to say “That’s right, I said it.”
I could tell this girl was no older than me. Her professionally bleached blonde hair and expensive ride clearly indicated she had money, and presumable, some kind of clout (at least her family). And yet she’s running around calling people niggers?
This isn’t the first time I’ve been called this vile name, but it was the first time it was directed at me personally and in such a violent way. I was so shocked I couldn’t and didn’t say anything for a little while. The Virgin Mexican, repeated in awe, “What a fucking bitch. What a bitch. I can’t believe that fucking bitch.” Then he said he was really sorry I had to hear that, and apologized on behalf of the human race.
It mostly just made me really sad. Once someone calls your a racial slur, it never goes away from you, and you can’t help but wonder when you meet someone, “Is that what they’re thinking? Do they think I’m a nigger?”.
Before you think I’m crazy and believe every white person is racist, slow you’re roll. Unfortunately for intelligent white people who don’t live blissfully ignorant of the big world around them, there are people like this girl running around and thwarting all progression of racial relations. That girl may not have ever met a black person in her life, but I bet you she has. I bet you she shook their hand. Maybe she even has one little black friend that she hangs out with in group settings. And each time they say or do something disagreeable for her, I bet she thinks, “Fucking nigger.”
And that just makes me sick.
So I can’t help but wonder how many people I know in my life are like that. I call them an acquaintance. I think he or she is pretty cool. Maybe I even wish we’d hang out more. And really their a piece of shit.
What made matters worse this afternoon was that as we got off the 101, I stop at the light at the end of the ramp and guess who is in front of me.
That’s right. That blonde bimbo.
I had to ride next to her for the next 20 or so blocks before we got to campus. And I knew based on her Missouri plates – she goes to USC. Why else would she be riding around South Central? And the idea that I will share an alma mater with this girl is one of the most disheartening parts of this story. This bitch is probably riding back to her sorority house to study for comm or broadcast journalism or some other major with special accommodations for airheads before running to a frat party and letting her boyfriend’s best friend jerk off on her chest. I had to ride alongside this waste of life that weaseled her way into my school and I didn’t say a word.
Not a peep.
All I wanted to do was lean out the window and yell, “How many times did you have to suck your daddy’s dick before he bought you that car, cunt?!” I wanted to find some trick way to get her to total her car. I wanted to elbow her in her pretty front teeth and smash those huge sunglasses that kept me from ever being able to recognize her on campus. But I didn’t do anything. I was just really sad.
In the end, I wish she hadn’t affected me. She accomplished her goal. My feelings got hurt. But if I should meet a bleached blonde bimbo from Missouri, I’ll ask her if she drives a red Mustang. If the answer is yes, I’ll be sure to tell her how disgusting she is. How she is the biggest waste of money her parents ever invested in, and the fact that an idiot as ignorant as her could manage to get any kind of degree is a testament to what a failure the US education system has become.
The End.
With Alotta Love,
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