Irritating Co-worker

Irritating Coworker:

Good morning!

Me:

Good morning:

Irritating Coworker:

How was your weekend?

Me:

It was fine. Hot. Yours?

Irritating Coworker:

Oh yes it was humid.

She pulls out enormous stack of papers hidden tactifully behind her back.

I have some filing for you.

Gee thanks, wench.  I look at the enormous stack of files I have to do calculations for.

Me: 

 Is this emergency filing?

Irritating Coworker:

Ha! Well no filing is emergency filing. Just before you leave I guess. which is three weeks away

You’re a cunt, you’re a cunt, you’re a cunt.

Me:

Okay

She smiles

Irritating Coworker:

‘Cause, I mean. If you don’t do it,  I’ll have to.

What? You do you’re own filing?!

Me:

Right

With Alotta Love,

zee zee cakes

Tags: annoying co-workers, people I hate