Are you Swanky or Spanky?

March 17, 2009

Well, I’m sitting at my office and my supervisor isn’t here and left me no work to do.  So while to catching myself up on important current events (meh) I came across the new line of underwear from the U.K. company, Swanky or Spanky.  In addition to anti-drink spiking lids, the company produces a line of underwear that will not only protect your goodies, but totes a rubber for when its time to let loose.

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Sassy, isn’t it?  While I understand the motivation for making a pocket for the condom right at the last obstacle – there will be no fumbling trying to find one at the last minute before saying fuck it and hoping he pulls out in time.  The condom hunt can ruin the mood, I’m sure.  But I can’t say that if I pulled down someone’s pants and saw just how prepared they were that I wouldn’t be just slightly turned off.

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But I probably won’t have to worry about that anyway because there’s a good chance they don’t ship to the US.  Or do they?

With Alotta Love,

zee zee cakes

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2 Responses to “Are you Swanky or Spanky?”

  1. Will Says:

    Yes they do – they are the most comfortable underwear that I have ever bought.
    It’s about stopping infection if you get in that postion not and getting people to use condoms to protect themselves and their partners.

  2. zeezeecakes Says:

    Really?! That’s pretty awesome.

    I didn’t mean to knock anyone for wearing these Mark. I’m merely questioning the social implications. If I were on a first date and someone who made the specific choice of wearing underwear with a condom pocket I’d get to thinking, “So what – You think I’m easy?” Sometimes that’s the case and sometimes it’s just not. But I think it’ll make a girl wonder…


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